It was 5 million times a day for the dinosaurs and i keep taking off a zero from the back in order to have more free time for myself (I manage to blame it on someone else each time 
). Technically I’m just making a difference of zero (on the books). Now my hours are 5 times a day. But from 1st of June I can be only reached 0.5 times a day. Reading blogs take up a lot of time.
p.s.: The government of Maldives have invited me to watch over the mvblogs meeting (organized by TVM). I’ll be tuning in from my black and white little cctv camera.
p.p.s.: I bless all your souls. And from now on I declare that each letter on a blog you can earn between 33 and 99 good savaabs.
Clear up of status between Me and Maumoon
May 28, 2007
This is just so everyone knows that even though it is Maumoon’s picture on the walls of Sarukaaru offices I am far more higher than Maumoon (the appointed leader under me for Maldives). The reason why it is his picture is because we flipped a coin, and I’m really bad at manipulating chance. My command is, “be”, and it is.
Also don’t call him “Golhabo” until I say so. Golhabo.
Merciful Warning
May 28, 2007
“Immigration Department nearly catches fire after electrical shortage”
Consider this just a warning to how you treat your neighboring tribes. Next time I will not show any mercy. And that’s a promise by my name
Clear up of recent tidal waves
May 28, 2007
People thought the recent tidal waves are from me. I dont make small waves like that. It’s true that the 2004 Tsunami got a little hand from me. But it was not targetted to Maldives. The one in charge of Indonesia couldn’t control it but thats another story.
I have been getting a lot of mails from Adhaalath party people. And today just to please them I have done two things.
http://www.haveeru.com.mv/beta/?page=details&id=53112
http://www.haveeru.com.mv/beta/?page=details&id=53108
In my name lets start bloggin
May 27, 2007
I’m the most gracious and the most merciful. I check email everyday. And lately I have been getting very little email. But people with blogs get more comments to them than how much I get emails. I wondered what the Hell. So I’m giving bloggin a try.
I have sent a task force for Maldives well trained. And there is a force of fierce ninjas in Maldives ready to do anything for me. I’m going to use this blog to write more about my activities in the Maldives.
