My Work in Maldives

Upgrades: Recording all you do in HD 2.0 Baa Thaa

alloahu — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:01:20 +0000

In the name of me, We are the greatest and the most merciful.

The two Angels (Raqeeb and Atheed) recording all you do from now will be more efficient. They will be using HD recorders with 3D coverage and the sound will be captured in Dolby 5.1 THX. And one more thing to make you naturalist and Atheist happy we will no longer be recording (scratching) onto leaves, but we have negotiated with Larry and Sergie to use Google servers for saving all the records. Because their servers have unlimited capacity (like me) and I have blessed them.

And we are the greatest and the most technologically advanced.

We are testing this service on a small population in Maldives.

What if God had a Myspace?

alloahu — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:09:49 +0000

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jU_iZfe5Xa4

Alloahu is very busy shrug

alloahu — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 16:31:07 +0000

The great me is doing some repair work on ‘Universe 2.0′
It will start with Gul-huvalloahu and end in Sidhrathul Munthahaa.
You will see the consequences later. And by the moon this universe is only a beta.

What is my name?

alloahu — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:23:34 +0000

As y’all know I’m god and I’m known to everyone by alot of names and forms. Some think I can fly and am made out of spegetti. Others prefer to see me as a wise old man. And some others are too scared to imagine me in any form.

Each group thinks that they have figured me out and the rest are wrong. Personally I have no favourites ;P

I’ve chosen the name Alloahu for this blog cox it details my work in the Maldives. Alloahu is the dhivehi name for me. Allhoahu is the official name for me there but its not the only one I’m refered to as.

For more info check out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_God
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God

And remember I can be anything you want me to be.

Maafushi Jail: an inspiration

alloahu — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 15:52:28 +0000

Hell needs an upgrade. Features from Maafushi Jail will be borrowed for it. I have been watching it very closely. And by the sun, I watch everything.

Alloahu & Satan

alloahu — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 20:59:56 +0000

Some misguided sources has said that I am Satan. That’s simply not true. I created Satan. His real name is Ibilees.

If you read the the last 3 stories from my most recent book Ibilees will not come near you. And I’m the one who knows all.

My Birthday: wish me

alloahu — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 13:17:35 +0000

Today is my Birthday. If you read the Hathim from one end to the other or if you wish me today I will make a 10 storey playboy mansion complete with naked girls and boys for you in Heaven. Without doubt I am the maker of things from nothing.

And by the stars: I’m infinity times two years old today.

FATWA ON ADHAALATHISM

alloahu — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:09:07 +0000

By the Sun, I declare that Adhaalath party of Maldives Indian Ocean Earth is not following any of my religions. Anyone following Adhaalathism will burn in Hell.

Koafaa is on its way

alloahu — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:21:57 +0000

The only way out is by using your beards. Good thing that your trousers are up to your knees. Water wont go above that.

http://www.haveeru.com.mv/beta/?page=details&id=53328

Mai Alloahu and me

alloahu — Thu, 31 May 2007 14:30:15 +0000

I have noticed that a lot of Maldivians refer to me as Mai Alloahu. Mai is actually not my first name. I have only one name. It’s just Alloahu, though I’m conisdering a name change soon. I will write about this more on the book I’m working on now. It will be more technology oriented. This whole blogging thing is part of the research.