Upgrades: Recording all you do in HD 2.0 Baa Thaa
March 5, 2009
In the name of me, We are the greatest and the most merciful.
The two Angels (Raqeeb and Atheed) recording all you do from now will be more efficient. They will be using HD recorders with 3D coverage and the sound will be captured in Dolby 5.1 THX. And one more thing to make you naturalist and Atheist happy we will no longer be recording (scratching) onto leaves, but we have negotiated with Larry and Sergie to use Google servers for saving all the records. Because their servers have unlimited capacity (like me) and I have blessed them.
And we are the greatest and the most technologically advanced.
We are testing this service on a small population in Maldives.
Alloahu is very busy *shrug*
June 22, 2007
The great me is doing some repair work on ‘Universe 2.0′
It will start with Gul-huvalloahu and end in Sidhrathul Munthahaa.
You will see the consequences later. And by the moon this universe is only a beta.
It was 5 million times a day for the dinosaurs and i keep taking off a zero from the back in order to have more free time for myself (I manage to blame it on someone else each time 
). Technically I’m just making a difference of zero (on the books). Now my hours are 5 times a day. But from 1st of June I can be only reached 0.5 times a day. Reading blogs take up a lot of time.
p.s.: The government of Maldives have invited me to watch over the mvblogs meeting (organized by TVM). I’ll be tuning in from my black and white little cctv camera.
p.p.s.: I bless all your souls. And from now on I declare that each letter on a blog you can earn between 33 and 99 good savaabs.
