What if God had a Myspace?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jU_iZfe5Xa4

Alloahu is very busy *shrug*

The great me is doing some repair work on ‘Universe 2.0′
It will start with Gul-huvalloahu and end in Sidhrathul Munthahaa.
You will see the consequences later. And by the moon this universe is only a beta.

What is my name?

As y’all know I’m god and I’m known to everyone by alot of names and forms. Some think I can fly and am made out of spegetti. Others prefer to see me as a wise old man. And some others are too scared to imagine me in any form.

Each group thinks that they have figured me out and the rest are wrong. Personally I have no favourites ;P

I’ve chosen the name Alloahu for this blog cox it details my work in the Maldives. Alloahu is the dhivehi name for me. Allhoahu is the official name for me there but its not the only one I’m refered to as.

For more info check out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_God
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God

And remember I can be anything you want me to be.

Alloahu & Satan

Some misguided sources has said that I am Satan. That’s simply not true. I created Satan. His real name is Ibilees.

If you read the the last 3 stories from my most recent book Ibilees will not come near you. And I’m the one who knows all.

My Birthday: wish me

Today is my Birthday. If you read the Hathim from one end to the other or if you wish me today I will make a 10 storey playboy mansion complete with naked girls and boys for you in Heaven. Without doubt I am the maker of things from nothing.

And by the stars: I’m infinity times two years old today.

Mai Alloahu and me

I have noticed that a lot of Maldivians refer to me as Mai Alloahu. Mai is actually not my first name. I have only one name. It’s just Alloahu, though I’m conisdering a name change soon. I will write about this more on the book I’m working on now. It will be more technology oriented. This whole blogging thing is part of the research.

Clear up of status between Me and Maumoon

This is just so everyone knows that even though it is Maumoon’s picture on the walls of Sarukaaru offices I am far more higher than Maumoon (the appointed leader under me for Maldives). The reason why it is his picture is because we flipped a coin, and I’m really bad at manipulating chance. My command is, “be”, and it is.

Also don’t call him “Golhabo” until I say so. Golhabo.

Clear up of recent tidal waves

People thought the recent tidal waves are from me. I dont make small waves like that. It’s true that the 2004 Tsunami got a little hand from me. But it was not targetted to Maldives. The one in charge of Indonesia couldn’t control it but thats another story.

I have been getting a lot of mails from Adhaalath party people. And today just to please them I have done two things.

http://www.haveeru.com.mv/beta/?page=details&id=53112
http://www.haveeru.com.mv/beta/?page=details&id=53108

In my name lets start bloggin

I’m the most gracious and the most merciful. I check email everyday. And lately I have been getting very little email. But people with blogs get more comments to them than how much I get emails. I wondered what the Hell. So I’m giving bloggin a try.

I have sent a task force for Maldives well trained. And there is a force of fierce ninjas in Maldives ready to do anything for me. I’m going to use this blog to write more about my activities in the Maldives.