Upgrades: Recording all you do in HD 2.0 Baa Thaa
March 5, 2009
In the name of me, We are the greatest and the most merciful.
The two Angels (Raqeeb and Atheed) recording all you do from now will be more efficient. They will be using HD recorders with 3D coverage and the sound will be captured in Dolby 5.1 THX. And one more thing to make you naturalist and Atheist happy we will no longer be recording (scratching) onto leaves, but we have negotiated with Larry and Sergie to use Google servers for saving all the records. Because their servers have unlimited capacity (like me) and I have blessed them.
And we are the greatest and the most technologically advanced.
We are testing this service on a small population in Maldives.
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March 6, 2009 at 9:51 am
Hey, dude. Thanks for the advice the other day. I always thought you were an asshole, but you know what?. You’re a pretty cool guy.
March 6, 2009 at 3:29 pm
dear alloahu
1. i’m gay and i have a love-hate relationship with you. will i go to hell?
2. can i perform the hajj via webcam?
your servant,
scared homo
March 16, 2009 at 9:47 am
Where were you all this time? Oh God. I missed you so much. Please never leave me *sob* *starts lashing my back ‘cos I am Shiitte*
March 21, 2010 at 6:11 pm
hahahah says he is god what a loser what a maroon! you’ll see when you die whose god when you are beneath the soil