In the name of me, We are the greatest and the most merciful.

The two Angels (Raqeeb and Atheed) recording all you do from now will be more efficient. They will be using HD recorders with 3D coverage and the sound will be captured in Dolby 5.1 THX. And one more thing to make you naturalist and Atheist happy we will no longer be recording (scratching) onto leaves, but we have negotiated with Larry and Sergie to use Google servers for saving all the records. Because their servers have unlimited capacity (like me) and I have blessed them.

And we are the greatest and the most technologically advanced.

We are testing this service on a small population in Maldives.

3 Responses to “Upgrades: Recording all you do in HD 2.0 Baa Thaa”


  1. Hey, dude. Thanks for the advice the other day. I always thought you were an asshole, but you know what?. You’re a pretty cool guy.

  2. gay yoom Says:

    dear alloahu
    1. i’m gay and i have a love-hate relationship with you. will i go to hell?
    2. can i perform the hajj via webcam?
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  3. DCJ Says:

    Where were you all this time? Oh God. I missed you so much. Please never leave me *sob* *starts lashing my back ‘cos I am Shiitte*


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