What is my name?

June 14, 2007

As y’all know I’m god and I’m known to everyone by alot of names and forms. Some think I can fly and am made out of spegetti. Others prefer to see me as a wise old man. And some others are too scared to imagine me in any form.

Each group thinks that they have figured me out and the rest are wrong. Personally I have no favourites ;P

I’ve chosen the name Alloahu for this blog cox it details my work in the Maldives. Alloahu is the dhivehi name for me. Allhoahu is the official name for me there but its not the only one I’m refered to as.

For more info check out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_God
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God

And remember I can be anything you want me to be.

12 Responses to “What is my name?”

  1. Bakuru Says:

    I love your blog.
    Keep rocking.

  2. Necrophagus Says:

    fuck you… you motherfucking cunt.. :@

  3. Goite Says:

    I have done some investigation. My conclusion is that you are nass, trying to frame Ismail Rasheed. You sick freak. Don’t you think trying to redicule Islam through mvmuslims is enough? Leave our religions alone.

  4. jesus Says:

    hey guys… watch your mouth. Please dont swear. Everyone has a right to play with religion just like the extremists are twisting it to their benefit.

    Jesus

  5. saree Says:

    Allouhu is a techie from baa atoll..a real flying spaghetti monster. A chicken under opression. Machan u rock

  6. supari Says:

    Finally Alloahu is getting some furious responses. Nefroofaaroo (Necrophagus) is just another intolerant prick.

    Our friend Alloahu’s objective is probably provoking people like you by using a name similar to that of God. Him using a name similar to God doesnt make him God and it doesnt obliterate the might of God. This type of reaction is what makes people think muslims are intolerant. The same happened when cartoons of prophet Mohammed were published. I think if the publishing happned during the time of prophet, he himself would have asked his followers to ignore it and be patient.

    Just let the guy blog using whichever name and intention he has.

    I dont mind this blogger using alloahu. For fucks sake, he isnt Allah, he is just alloahu, you stupid ignoramus.

    Oh there is allah.blogspot.com too. Boils my blood! oooh!

  7. lucifer Says:

    lmao supari =P

    @ alloahu – can you be a playmate outside my front door?

  8. Dick Darlington Says:

    oi jesus is it true that you are the pope’s sex bitch?:S

  9. lucifer Says:

    ALLOAHU!
    haven’t heard from you in so long ……….

  10. alloahu Says:

    Oh Lucy,
    I have no time for you anymore. I’m busy.


  11. hehehe dude.. ur pissing ppl off.. salhi salhi salhi

  12. dajjal Says:

    allah will pay you alloahu 19 folds. just remember my words


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