My Birthday: wish me
June 6, 2007
Today is my Birthday. If you read the Hathim from one end to the other or if you wish me today I will make a 10 storey playboy mansion complete with naked girls and boys for you in Heaven. Without doubt I am the maker of things from nothing.
And by the stars: I’m infinity times two years old today.
June 7, 2007 at 11:17 am
i, lucifer, have changed my ways and have decided to follow o mighty one.
happy birthday alloahu!
oh boy, i can’t wait for the 10 storey playboy mansion complete with naked girls and boys in Heaven.
June 7, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday day dear Alloahu… Happy birthday to you. Can I have the playboy mansion for here on Earth? You can make me a bigger one in heaven for when I wish you next year. Ok? Thanks, in advance.
June 8, 2007 at 5:34 pm
hehe. How ignorant can a man be.! Well my friend, you see, you are living in such a fools paradise, i understand how much your urges for showing your superiority is getting over you. A monkey imitates a human, and there we see, a Maldivian human tried to imitate a god. Astonishing. I hope you go a long way with it before you are begin crushed by your motives. hehe. So good luck, its really not impressive rather your radiating your stupidity and ignorance. For once i think a god created a man with a monkey’s brain
June 10, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Jupiter: be careful what you say you idiot. you will be punished by fire.
June 12, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Hail hail jupiter!!! birthday? my ass
June 13, 2007 at 11:13 pm
dear lord how many times do you have sex every single day?
June 27, 2007 at 11:40 am
It seems that Jupiter is the monkey with the real brain. Who knows, in another six million years, Jupiter’s children may actually evolve into human beings.
September 17, 2009 at 9:39 am
why bother