FATWA ON ADHAALATHISM
June 4, 2007
By the Sun, I declare that Adhaalath party of Maldives Indian Ocean Earth is not following any of my religions. Anyone following Adhaalathism will burn in Hell.
I’m Alloahu, the best
By the Sun, I declare that Adhaalath party of Maldives Indian Ocean Earth is not following any of my religions. Anyone following Adhaalathism will burn in Hell.
June 6, 2007 at 3:12 pm
I hear and obey oh mighty Alloahu! No more abbreviated trousers for me. The pesky beard was obstructing the view to my privates anyway… I am glad to be rid of it.
June 6, 2007 at 5:21 pm
thanks allowhu…. why did u take so ling to put your blog. i wish i did that before the crucifixion…. so i might still be alive… anyway, good luck with adhaalath… better get rid them while they are babies.
jesus
June 6, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Someone should tell the Adhaalathians about your fatwa. They never read ANY books and instead rely on what others tell them to do. So putting up a blog post might not do the trick in getting the message out.
Jesus was here too???! Looks like a regular get together for popular deities…
Babies in beards? Jeezas!
June 6, 2007 at 10:39 pm
Dear Almighty Alloahu(SWT)
thank you for giving a Luifaseyha Deen to follow.
Is masturbating to mental images of the 72 virgins in Jannath allowed?
p.s. i love to masturbate and want to do it islamicly
June 27, 2007 at 11:44 am
Do you mean you want to masturbate to 72 “lads” or “virgins” as Alloahu says in his last edition of the Koran which was published 1,400 years ago? I guess its OK to be bisexual in Alloahu’s paradise. I wonder why the Adaalath Party missed the words “lads” from the Koran?