Mai Alloahu and me
May 31, 2007
I have noticed that a lot of Maldivians refer to me as Mai Alloahu. Mai is actually not my first name. I have only one name. It’s just Alloahu, though I’m conisdering a name change soon. I will write about this more on the book I’m working on now. It will be more technology oriented. This whole blogging thing is part of the research.
June 1, 2007 at 1:09 pm
dear aloahu,
i offered Hukuru namaadhu today. but before i went i mesturbate when radio is broadcasting quran on MW frequency (shortwave) by voice of maldives. will i get savaab and if not or even yes will i have any deductions.
thank you, sir.
June 1, 2007 at 2:35 pm
dear aloahu,
how energy efficient is your divine barbecue also known as hell?
June 1, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Actually I wasn’t able to wake up this morning and didn’t make it in time to judge. I have marked everyone with full-marks. Even for those that didn’t go and was sleeping like me.
Hell is beyond your imagination (don’t tell anyone I told you this). I have put the link to hell on my blog for people to have a tour of it.
June 2, 2007 at 5:08 am
How are you? I didn’t see you at our weekly God meeting this weekend. Girl trouble again?
June 17, 2007 at 8:08 pm
dude what the fuck man!!! we should have a buffey with 10000000000000000 hurah dheenun